I was cleaning out my Japanese notebook and among the ignored homework was hooligan writtings.

So if anyone was wondering what the mighty Tsukashi does with his friends, well one of the activities is writing stories. We pass around a paper and take turns writing a part to a tale. These are two of them. Caution...they don't make sense.

ALSO: MUM! This was the "first of all!" I wanted to say it first, cause I wanted it out of the way for the second of all, but I just got so excited for the second of all: YAY SNAKE!

ANyway-without further ado.....inanity:

1.) Wonsaponatime, the lonely cone was doing pilates when it suddenly saw Erin + Chris!
"WTF"
And then a turkey flew in.
The cone hopped over to Erin + Chris (collectively known as ERIS) and ignored the Middle-Eastern country. "Hello, good fellows. How's it rainin'?"
Pharaoh and God followed closely behind and pushed over every one but the cone. "Weeeeeeeeee! We're here!"
Jerk!
ERIS collectively slapped the jerk-caller. Meanwhile, the cone wadded over to Mr. Pharaoh. "Can you make me into a real boy?"
"Why yes! I can!!" The Pharaoh put his hands on his hips and stood tall and proud. The cone stood waiting for a long time before nudging the man from his trance of GREATNESS!
"So can you help me? The apples are starting to rot."
"I'm sorry little Billy, cones like you must remain pathetic and lonely forever." That said...he flew away.
Baby's diaper fell off and everyone screamed + ran off into the sunset.
The cone cried so hard it died.
THE END.

2.) Once upon a time, Mummy and babes held child over a volcano as a sacrifice to Baby 1.
Child it screamed + cried as Mummy shaved his head.
"Your nasty hair cannot taint the sacrificial cake!" Baby 1 said.
Child It, emancipated and proud, flew away. He had grown wings and ten extra fingers! He threw these at mum and the sloths. He spat on Baby 1 too.
Angry, Mum and Baby 1 made the volcano erupt all over the flying child. Baby 1 flew after the saucy thing and ate it whole.
They all flew home + Baby 1 threw up Child It into a pan. "I will get the frosting!" Mummy said.
Child it shat and flew away into a chair. In his place was a perfect red velvet cake! "Please don't eat me!"
Baby 1 combusted and burned everything within a 100 mile radius.
All the trees, plants, + living things within the burnage shrieked + the Goon started to cry. The giant tears put out Baby's fire + the wold was happy again,... + everyone ate Andy cake.
Everyone but Andy. He danced and laughed in the rain. He danced + danced and then tripped, and fell for 4.0895 seconds. He landed in China! China is mean + evol. He cried for mum + baby wun.
Baby 1 disappeared from Earth forever.
Mum lived happily ever after in sloth paradise.
Child It came back from China and kidnapped Mum and Babe + took them to Nippon!
But Baby 1 didn't come cause Ra fought him off so Babe can live in non-piece on home planet of weird.
Mummy ignored child + went back to sloth paradise.